Getting to know your friends
05/10/07 04:54 PM *Good Humor
This has been going
around the internet. You are supposed to copy it and
sent it to all your friend(s), who then answer and
yada, yada. Although I'm a sociable people-loving
person (that's my story and I'm sticking to it),
after reading about 30 people's responses to "what
color are your socks?" and "Cherries or Blueberries?"
I decided to dedicate my version to Ted's cat (who
doesn't mind the cussing, but may take offense at
#12):
1. What is your occupation? I'm currently occupied filling out this survey.
2. What color are your socks right now? Same color they were yesterday.
3. What are you listening to right now? I can't listen and type at the smae tmie. %$^!, see what you made me do!
4. What was the last thing that you ate? Arsenic, he answered posthumously.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? No, but I can drive a car with manual transmission.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? I call Warren Buffet once a day to give him stock tips.
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Not anymore.
8. How old are you today? 25, he answered dyslexically.
9. Favorite drink? This time of year: Tadpole smoothies.
10. What is your favorite sport to watch? The Tour de Fargo
11. Have you ever dyed your hair? no, everyone's hair is this color where I come from.
12. Pets? Varies, let me check the freezer.
13. Favorite food? Hot dogs (see #12).
14. What was the last movie you watched? The Last Picture Show (was that supposed to be a trick question?)
15. What's your favorite day of the week? Tomorrow
16. How do you vent anger? None of your #^*@! business!!!
17. What was your favorite toy as a child? The chemistry set, until the FBI took it away.
18. What is your favorite season? cayenne pepper
19. Hugs or kisses? Anything chocolate is fine with me.
20. Cherries or Blueberries? Cherries. I have a bag of dehydrated blueberries that says, "Helps prevent aging."
21. Living arrangements? That's next on my to-do list.
22. What is on the floor of your closet? carpeting.
23. What did you do last night? None of what they're accusing me of.
24. Favorite smells? Earthworms dying on the sidewalk after a summer rain.
25. What inspires you? Rich celebrities who drone on about simplifying their lives.
26. What are you afraid of? Anything that prevents aging.
27. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? I'll take the plain cheese.
28. Favorite dog breed? Oscar Meyer
29. How many states have you lived in? Confusion, Denial, Disarray... I could go on.
30. Favorite holiday? Send Your Children to Work Day
1. What is your occupation? I'm currently occupied filling out this survey.
2. What color are your socks right now? Same color they were yesterday.
3. What are you listening to right now? I can't listen and type at the smae tmie. %$^!, see what you made me do!
4. What was the last thing that you ate? Arsenic, he answered posthumously.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? No, but I can drive a car with manual transmission.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? I call Warren Buffet once a day to give him stock tips.
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Not anymore.
8. How old are you today? 25, he answered dyslexically.
9. Favorite drink? This time of year: Tadpole smoothies.
10. What is your favorite sport to watch? The Tour de Fargo
11. Have you ever dyed your hair? no, everyone's hair is this color where I come from.
12. Pets? Varies, let me check the freezer.
13. Favorite food? Hot dogs (see #12).
14. What was the last movie you watched? The Last Picture Show (was that supposed to be a trick question?)
15. What's your favorite day of the week? Tomorrow
16. How do you vent anger? None of your #^*@! business!!!
17. What was your favorite toy as a child? The chemistry set, until the FBI took it away.
18. What is your favorite season? cayenne pepper
19. Hugs or kisses? Anything chocolate is fine with me.
20. Cherries or Blueberries? Cherries. I have a bag of dehydrated blueberries that says, "Helps prevent aging."
21. Living arrangements? That's next on my to-do list.
22. What is on the floor of your closet? carpeting.
23. What did you do last night? None of what they're accusing me of.
24. Favorite smells? Earthworms dying on the sidewalk after a summer rain.
25. What inspires you? Rich celebrities who drone on about simplifying their lives.
26. What are you afraid of? Anything that prevents aging.
27. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? I'll take the plain cheese.
28. Favorite dog breed? Oscar Meyer
29. How many states have you lived in? Confusion, Denial, Disarray... I could go on.
30. Favorite holiday? Send Your Children to Work Day
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