Maybe later I'll remember to forget
Here we go again. Mrs. Runalong made out a shopping list for the grocery store and then left it on the bed. She does something like that several times a month. (So do I, but that really isn't relevant here, so why are you even bringing it up?).

What was I saying?

Oh yeah. Anyway, she called me from the store to see if she had missed anything on the list while shopping from memory (haha!).

She hadn't. All 25 items present and accounted for.

My wife has an amazing memory!

When she remembers to use it.
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