you'll wish I hadn't come back...



... after you read these. I've been in San Diego/Escondido this week visiting my dad and meeting his fiance. It's been a lazy week. Funny how it's easier to blog when I have too much to do than when I don't have enough to do. A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Down here everyone is excited about THE BIG GAME tomorrow (Chargers). Here's some SoCal humor for you...

There are a lot of retirees down here so you see lots of bumper stickers like:

Any day above ground is a good one.

At my age, flowers scare me.

Experience is a wonderful thing: it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I'm so old that all my friends in heaven are thinking I didn't make it.

Here's some leftover Christmas humor:

Isn't Christmas great? What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

And some Bible humor- Bible stories as retold by children:

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire at night... The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals... Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed...

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta... One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was, by profession, a taximan... St. Paul preached holy acrimony, which was another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one wife: This is called monotony. The Bible preaches against polygamy, because it says that no man can serve two masters.

Posted: Sat - January 13, 2007 at 12:36 PM          

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