Warning! Warning!



Do not put ANY person in this washer! No, not even that bratty, unattended kid who keeps getting in your way!



Congratulations on your purchase of a cell phone. It's a very sensitive instrument: Never try to dry it in your microwave; Dry Clean Only!...




Sometimes you may have troubling starting your new jet ski. When this happens don't use a match to try to see in the fuel tank and check the fuel level. You'll need at least a blow torch to get enough light to see anything, silly!




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Posted: Sat - January 6, 2007 at 11:36 AM          

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