Bounce and Squish
"It's all in how you look at it,
really."
Well, you will have to learn a thing or two before
this dream makes any sense. And then it is only the setup or catalyst that
makes sense really. So what?
I think
my dream was prompted by the Shrek 2 preview. See, I was thinking that the
Shrek 2 animation really isn't as good as Pixar's. It is all
computer-wonderiferous for sure, but they seem to sorta over-do it.
Specifically, in Shrek 2 the mouths are way less realistic. The speaking seems
to articulate the mouth less in every way and the approximations are ok on the
extreme "accents" that there are (Shrek's specifically) but they are just a
little loose. Woody in Toy Story was a LOT more engaging in terms of how the
visuals seemed to go with the
audio.
The real thing that was bugging
me with Shrek 2 is the degree to which they over-use (my judgement here) the
bounce and squish. In animation things don't look realistic if you just move
them. If a rubber ball bounces, it is very unsatisfying to move it to the table
top plane and then back. You have to have it squish a little (distort with the
momentum) and then wobble as it comes to a halt. The way an animator uses that
has everything to do with "selling" the properties of the thing moving to the
audience. If jello falls from a table it is different than if an anvil does.
Or, you can make an anvil squash and it looks more cartoonish. Get me?
In Shrek 2 the fish (that is cut in
two) and the pig (bounced up on the table) both wobble WAY TOO much. The fish
would have to be jelly and the pig rubber. It just bugged me every time I saw
it in the previews.
That brings me to
the wind up fish dream. Last night I had a dream that there were these fish
that were made in segments of metal (silver plate actually) and they were
clockwork. They were in this stream of a light grade oil (like 3 in 1) and they
had to be wound up to swim from one end to the other where they were fed
sprockets and springs and such and sent down a conveyer belt to the bottom of
the stream again. The crank that wound them up went through the middle of the
fish (below the fin on the side) and locked in a very specific way and then the
fish was wound and let go.
In my
dream I remember that the fish were really way too jiggly to be realistic even
though they were made of metal. I was also obsessed with the idea that the
metal would rust in the water until I was told by John Cleese (again Shrek 2)
that the water was oil. I vaguely remember some reference to Osama Bin Laden
here but I don't remember it well enough to properly
comment.
At one point I was winding the
fish and it started bleeding and at another point I was taking one apart and it
shocked me. Finally Stephen Hawking who was playing the part of Richard Feynman
started to explain to me that the fish had miniaturized brains in them and that
I must have hit the brain as it was the only part that had blood in it to speed
up the processing. I asked Hawking why he could talk all of a sudden and he
said it was only because he had to to make it possible to play the part of
Feynman. Weirder still is that he had to write that down on a chalkboard
because the question had been put to HIM not Feynman....so, naturally, he
couldn't talk to answer it.
I woke up
in a sleeping bag with a cat chewing my foot.
Posted: Sun - November 16, 2003 at 07:11 PM