To Tell The Truth: There may be no honor among thieves, but can't we find it even in a few good men and women?
Should The Human Brain Retire?: We know that we cannot win forever. We know that machines will continue to improve. So why don't we let the human brain retire gracefully now, with honors?
My country 'tis of thee,
bleak land of the GOP, for thee I wring.
With
the polls now closed on the East Coast and the presidential race too close to
call in several swing states, I suppose the question troubling most voters this
evening is: When will Bush and Kerry concede the race to Ralph
Nader?
Because honestly, wouldn't that be
the perfect end to a day filled with political ups and downs?
It opened with me standing behind a man
apparently as old as our country as he shuffled slowly—oh soooo
slowly—to a table where he collected his ballot. "It took a lot out of me
to get here," he told the volunteer. "But I wanted to vote. I may not have
four more years, but with any luck, neither will
he."
Now, the day looks likely to end
with my wife, a card-carrying member of the Republican party, hooting as she
dances a victory lap around my chair in an electoral college reenactment of
Shock and Awe.
In between these events,
I realized that:
• California is insane. We recalled Gray Davis, our Democratic governor, and from a field of Democratic candidates including the lieutenant governor, elected Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose previous professional experience involved discharging automatic weaponry at Richard Dawson. Now, mere months after Schwarzenegger scored stunning approval ratings in a statewide poll, more than half of us have again voted to elect a Democrat. What's up with that?
• New York is ungrateful. Don't get me wrong. As a liberal, I'm pleased by John Kerry's victory there, but whatever else one thinks about President Bush, hasn't he made "Remember 9/11" the battle cry of his term? The 9-11 Commission's report didn't exonerate the Bush Administration for the World Trade Center tragedy, but neither did it single out its policies as the sole or the proximate cause. New Yorkers may remember with sadness the exceptionally good reasons that this country went to war with Afghanistan, but Kerry's 58 to 40 percent victory today demonstrates that they also quickly abandoned the president who vowed to avenge their loss.
• We're still fighting the Civil War. Lincoln may have expected the Union to "cease to be divided" and to become "all one thing, or all the other." But it isn't so. Nearly 140 years after hostilities between them officially ended, northern and southern states still vote on opposite sides of the political spectrum, only these days, the south dispatches northern war heroes without even firing a shot.
• The Heinz Ketchup Motto is wrong. Anticipation wasn't everything.
• Republicans can't dance. And they need to be more gracious in victory. ;-)