To Tell The Truth: There may be no honor among thieves, but can't we find it even in a few good men and women?
Should The Human Brain Retire?: We know that we cannot win forever. We know that machines will continue to improve. So why don't we let the human brain retire gracefully now, with honors?
Friends tell me that Anyone
would be better than four more years of Bush, but what if I don't want just
Anyone to be President?
The
muffins were behind the glass; the little boy, in front of them. He didn't
hesitate.
"I want
that one,"
he pointed. "The brown
one."
"That's a bran muffin," his father objected, shrugging at me in the line beside them at the bakery last Sunday. "I think you'd like this chocolate one better, or this blueberry one. You really like blueberries."
"I want the brown one."
The baker drew out the muffin and gave it to the boy. Clutching his prize, flush with his victory, the child toddled to a table, took a hearty bite of the muffin, chewed a few times, frowned, and began gagging bran. Then he dropped the muffin on the floor and started to cry.
This
presidential election I feel a lot like that little boy: I'm leaning toward John
Kerry, whose issues most closely track my own, but I'm dreading the taste of
bran if he prevails on election day.
People say that Kerry wants to be all
things to all people. I don't think that's true. The truth is that a lot of
people want John Kerry to be more heroic, more profound, and more articulate
than he really is. They like the ideals that his candidacy
represents—inclusiveness, integrity, a fresh start and a fair shake for
all Americans—and because he represents those ideals, they infuse him with
a nobility he does not possess.
I haven't
confused the man with his message. My problem is, I want the mandate without
the man.
I want more credibility in the
White House. I want a foreign policy guided by
fact not fiction. I want social policies that
include, not exclude. I want America to be
respected, not just feared.
But my
standard bearer is a millionaire who says he speaks for the working class, a
career politician who boasts that he was born in the West Wing, and an
opportunist who takes photographs with patrons at a Wendy's before rustling up
five-star lunches from the Newburgh Yacht
Club.
I don't want this guy, and I don't
want his opponent. I want the missing
blueberry
candidate—the one with new ideas and bold leadership. I want the who can
tell me how he'll change America, not just why. The one whose personal
character reflects the American character: Well-intentioned, honest, and
above-all sincere.
Why is it that
however I vote, I feel destined for bran on election day?