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Thu - September 18, 2003


"Look! Up In the Sky! No, Wait...Down In The Ditch..." 



Golden tights will make a fashion comeback if this new superhero gets his way. 

You've gotta love a guy in powder blue spandex, gold tights, gloves, and goggles—right? Well, maybe not. But what if he freed your car from wheel clamps and didn't charge a thing?

These are the pressing questions Great Britain asks itself now that "Angle-Grinder Man" prowls the streets of its fair cities, releasing autos from authority's dreaded clasps and restoring youth, justice, and the contrarian way.

Never have so many owed so much to so few.

The costumed crusader says his work has a serious side: London lacks adequate parking so the boot clamps constitute unlawful theft of property at the people's expense, he argues.

They say that some women can't resist a man in uniform. This will be a good test.

 

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