Green Jello!

A Subtle Vibration of Green Jello

Oh - I can chew you
Suck you squishing through my teeth
You make me want it -
Green Jello.
Let me eat you
You satisfy me even when I want to vomit
Slurping green stuff -
Green Jello.
Oh that scent!
I can smell you in the hospital cafeteria
Watch invalids taste you
But I'm the one who needs you -
Green Jello, let me have you.
-hrhqeroh

This page was listed in Mirsky's Worst of the Web for April 26, 1995. I think that's quite funny and very much in the spirit of the poem. Here's what they said:
"I found this poem extremely erotic. It was driving me crazy! I couldn't work! So, I went out and bought some of the stuff. I had to eat seven packages of it, but now when I read the poem, I can keep my hands above my waste [sic], no problem."

Other Links to Jello

  • The Jellophile
  • Dead Link: Where does Jell-O really come from? (And how does it make bacteria grow "big and hairy"?)
  • Dead Link: The Walkin' Jello - lyrical tribute to Jello
  • Dead Link which if I recall was morbidly absurd: killing with jello - Mirsky has found other references to jello, too.


This page last updated February 7, 1997.
Rachel Olivia Hunter