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"Kilroy inspects suspect shells which kill
five in Iraq jobs protest."
Today
Robert Kilroy-Silk takes a break from presenting prime time TV and in the latest
edition of "PresenterSwap" leaves the confines of a stinking Birmingham basement
studio for the front line in Sulawesi in
Indonesia. After a brief examination of the suspect shells, during which the
loveable Brummie oaf definitively identifies several skin-blistering agents, he
is taken for a short tour of a local Iraqi encampment where those very shells
inspected by the grandmother's favourite just ten minutes previously are used to
brutally kill some horrible - but deserving - Arab-Iraqi people peacefully on
holiday in Indonesia. Robert will be back home on Monday. There will be a staged
protest about something to do with employment later in the day.
Posted: Sat
- January 10, 2004 at 11:40 PM