Biography of a G-Man

I was born November 4th, 1982, a few weeks late. But, I like to think it was worth the wait.

Most babies stay in the fetal position the first few weeks after birth. I was different. While other babies were curled up, sleeping in the hospital nursery, I stretched and looked out on the world. Or so I'm told.

Before starting school, I spent much of the day watching and learning from PBS (especially The Electric Company and 3, 2, 1: Contact). Even after I started school, my favorite show was Square One. In fact, to this day I carry an eraser in my pocket because of their famous mistakes skits—erasers, don't leave home with out one.

I learned everything I could and had excellent recall, therefore my parents referred to me as a sponge.