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Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis


Appears on Blue Valentine, Used Songs


Version 1 | Version 2 | Version 3 | Lyrics


Version 1

Bb9: EADGHe: X10111
Bb/C: EADGHe: X3X331
Fadd9/A: EADGHe: X03213
C11: EADGHe: 033333


Intro: Gm Am7 Bb Bb/C

F    A7       
hey Charlie I'm pregnant

Bb9
and living on the 9th street

           F    A7  
right above a dirty bookstore

Bb9
of euclid avenue

F    A7  
and I stopped takin dope

Bb9
and I quit drinkin whiskey

      Gm7         F/A
and my old man plays the trombone

       Bb9            Bb/C     F   C11  F 
and works out at the track

 F    A7  
and he says that he loves me

Bb9
even though its not his baby

F    A7  
and he says that he'll raise him up

  Bb9
like he would his own son

F    A7  
and he gave me a ring

   Dm7        F/Eb
that was worn by his mother

   Bb9                 Bb/C 
and he takes me out dancin

    Bb9   C11       F     C11   F  C11  
every saturday night.

F    A7  
and hey Charlie I think about you

   Bb9
everytime I pass a fillin station

F    A7  
on account of all the grease

Bb9
you used to wear in your hair

F    A7  
and I still have that record

Dm7      F/Eb
of little anthony & the Imperials

Bb9
but someone stole my record player

  C11                             F    C11       F  A7
now how do you like that?

Dm7   F/C 
hey Charlie I almost went crazy

Gm7     Fadd9/A
after mario got busted

Bb9         Bb/C       C7
so I  went back to omaha to

F    A7  
live with my folks

Dm7      F/C
but everyone I used to know

      Bb9
was either dead or in prison

Gm7         Fadd9/A
so I  came back to Minneapolis

Bb9         Bb/C   C7
this time I think i'm gonna stay.

F    A7 
hey Charlie I think I'm happy

  Bb9
for the first time since my accident

F    A7 
and I wish I had all the money

     Bb9
that we used to spend on dope

F    A7 
i'd buy me a used car lot

  Dm7  F/Eb
and I wouldn't sell any of em

      Bb9
i'd just drive a different car

C11         Bb9             C11
every day, dependin on how I feel

   F    C11         F   C11 

F    A7 
hey Charlie for chrissakes

Bb9
do you want to know the truth of it?

F    A7 
i don't have a husband

Bb9
he don't play the trombone

F    A7 
and I need to borrow money

Dm7  
to pay this lawyer

  F/Eb
Charlie, hey

Bb9
i'll be eligible for parole

   C11     F
come valentines day


Version 2

|F# - A#m7| - |B9| - |F# - A#m7| - |B9| 
|F# - A#m7| - |B9| - |G#m - A#m7| - |B - B/C#| 
			
F#                 A#7      B9 
  Hey Charlie, I'm pregnant, and living on 9th Street 
F#              A#7             B9 
  Right above a dirty bookstore   off Euclid Avenue 
F#                     A#7        B9 
  And I stopped takin' dope and I quit drinkin' whiskey 
       G#m7              F#/A#        B9        B/C#     F#   C#11  F# 
And my old man plays the trombone and works out at the track 
			
F#                A#7      B9 
  He says that he loves me, even though it's not his baby 
F#                   A#7                  B9 
  He says that he'll raise him up like he would his own son 
F#             A#7           D#m7        F# 
  He gave me a ring that was worn by his mother 
       B9           B/C#   C#7    B9   C#11  F# 
and he takes me out dancin' every Saturday night 
			
F#               A#7            B9 
  Hey Charlie, I think about you everytime I pass a fillin' station 
F#                      A#7                B9 
  On account of all the grease you used to wear in your hair 
F#                  A#7       D#m7                     F# 
  I still have that record of Little Anthony and the Imperials 
    B9                                  C#11              F# 
but someone stole my record player, now how do you like that? 
			
D#m7                 F#                G#m7              F# 
  And hey Charlie, I almost went crazy,  after Mario got busted 
B9                  C#7      F#             A#7 
  So I went back to Omaha to live with my folks 
D#m7             F#                      B9 
  But everyone I used to know was either dead or in prison 
G#m7                F#                B9                       C#7 
  So I came back to Minneapolis, this time I think I'm gonna stay 
			
F#                         A#7   B9 
  Hey Charlie, I think I'm happy for the first time since my accident 
F#                         A#7              B9 
  And I wish I had all the money we used to spend on dope 
F#                  A#7           D#m7                  F# 
  I'd buy me a used car lot and I wouldn't sell any of 'em 
         B9                    C#11        B9         C#11  F# 
I'd just drive a different car every day dependin' on how I feel 
			
F#            A#7             B9 
  Hey Charlie, for chrissakes, if you want to know the truth of it 
F#               A#7     B9 
  I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone 
F#                 A#7      D#m7                          F# 
  I need to borrow money to pay this lawyer, and Charlie, hey 
        B9                       C#11        F# 
I'll be eligible for parole come Valentine's day 

Version 3

Intro: Gm-Am7-Bb-C-F 
      F                   A7 
hey Charlie I'm pregnant
Bb
and living on the 9th street
  F                        A7 
right above a dirty bookstore
   Bb
of euclid avenue
        F                    A7 
and I stopped takin dope
       Bb
and I quit drinkin whiskey
             Gm7                   C
and my old man plays the trombone
        Bb          C         F 
and works out at the track
			
  F                            A7 
and he says that he loves me
Bb
even though its not his baby
F                              A7 
and he says that he'll raise him up
       Bb
like he would his own son
F                   A7 
and he gave me a ring
          Dm7               F
that was worn by his mother
          Bb                 C 
and he takes me out dancin
            Bb    C    F 
every saturday night.
			
F                        A7 
and hey Charlie I think about you
Bb
everytime I pass a fillin station
F                            A7 
on account of all the grease
Bb
you used to wear in your hair
F                         A7 
and I still have that record
          Dm7               F
of little anthony & the Imperials
        Bb9                            C
but someone stole my record player
Bb       C                  F       A7
now how do you like that?
			
Dm7                    F
hey Charlie I almost went crazy
      Gm7         Am
after mario got busted
Bb                      C        C7
so I went back to omaha to
F              A7 
live with my folks
Dm7               F
but everyone I used to know
                Bb9
was either dead or in prison
Gm7                          Fadd9/A
so I came back to Minneapolis
Bb                     C            C7   F
this time I think i'm gonna stay.
F                             A7 
hey Charlie I think I'm happy
Bb9
for the first time since my accident
F                              A7 
and I wish I had all the money
Bb9
that we used to spend on dope
F                         A7 
i'd buy me a used car lot
Dm7                       F
and I wouldn't sell any of em
Bb9                                       C
i'd just drive a different car every day
     Bb         C          F 
dependin on how I feel  
F                    A7 
hey Charlie for chrissakes
Bb
do you want to know the truth of it?
F                  A7 
i don't have a husband
Bb
he don't play the trombone
F                            A7 
and I need to borrow money
    Dm7                     F 
to pay this lawyer Charlie, hey
       Bb9            C
i'll be eligible for parole
         Bb    C      F
come valentines day

Lyrics

hey charlie i'm pregnant
and living on the 9th street
right above a dirty bookstore
off euclid avenue
and i stopped takin dope
and i quit drinkin whiskey
and my old man plays the trombone
and works out at the track

and he says that he loves me
even though its not his baby
and he says that he'll raise him up
like he would his own son
and he gave me a ring
that was worn by his mother
and he takes me out dancin
every saturday night.

and hey charlie i think about you
everytime i pass a fillin station
om account of all the grease
you used to wear in your hair
and i still have that record
of little anthony & the imperials
but someone stole my record player
now how do you like that?

hey charlie i almost went crazy
after mario got busted
so i went back to omaha to
live with my folks
but everyone i used to know
was either dead or in prison
so i came back to minneapolis
this time i think i'm gonna stay.

hey charlie i think i'm happy
for the first time since my accident
and i wish i had all the money
that we used to spend on dope
i'd buy me a used car lot
and i wouldn't sell any of em
i'd just drive a different car
every day, dependin on how
i feel

hey charlie for chrissakes
do you want to know the
truth of it?
i don't have a husband
he don't play the trombone
and i need to borrow money
to pay this lawyer
and charlie, hey
i'll be eligible for parole
come valentines day

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