You Can't Talk to the Dude / No Te Oye
(Appears on I Jonathan , Take me to the Plaza, and !Jonathan, Te Vas A Emocionar!)
[Em] You wonder why you're feeling [C] blue,
And you [Em] live with a guy that you can't talk [C] to.
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no [D] longer in style,
You can't [C] talk to the dude
No this [D] "No es normal."
You can't [C] talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go.
[Em] Your sense of humor has gotten [C] worse
Now that you [Em] live with a guy who can't con[C]verse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's [D] set in his way,
Got a [C] bad attitude
When you [D] say what you say.
You can't [C] talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go.
[Bm] Oh, you can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [Bm] no.
You can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [C] no.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go.
[Bm] Oh, you can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [Bm] no.
You can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [C] no.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go.
[F#m] You wonder why you're feeling [D] rank,
And you [F#m] live with a guy who's in the [D] tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just [E] hanging around,
No he don't [D] taste the food,
He's just [E] shoveling it down.
You can't [D] talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [A] go.
[C#m] Oh, you can't [F#m] talk to the dude, no, [C#m] no.
You can't [F#m] talk to the dude, no, [D] no.
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [C#m] go.
Well you can't [D] talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [A] go, [D] go [A] go.
You wonder why you're feeling blue, Your sense of humor has gotten worse Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no. Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no. You wonder why you're feeling rank, Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no.
Te Vas A Emocionar! Version - Chords Te Vas A Emocionar! Version - Lyrics ?Como te ha ido? ?Que tal? Antes de que lo conociste No te oye no, no, no, no no te oye no, no, no, no Ese gallote aburre un bonche Te Vas A Emocionar! Version - English Translation You wonder why you're feeling blue, Your sense of humor has gotten worse Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no. You wonder why you're feeling rank, Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no.
Take me to the Plaza version - Chords Take me to the Plaza version - Lyrics (want to hear another one? cause we got more stuff, we got more stuff. Now it's time to tell all the female girls in the audience something, hey girls, I got to talk to you I got to tell you something, hey girls, it's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend, But Jonathan, he needs me! Of course he needs you, he's a musician, they need everybody, he needs you to pay the rent, make the bed, wake him up for his 4 pm appointment, make the flyers. But Jonathan, look at him over there, he's so pathetic, what would he do without me? I don't know suicide maybe, I don't know, somethin', probably nothin' that's it probably nothin'. But you've changed since you moved in with him into that apartment. you know the one. the one with the windows that never open even in the summer. the one with the rock star cutting his rock star hair in the sink but he only cuts like a thirty-second of an inch hair so his hair gets everywhere. gets in the cereal bowls, in the milk, speakin of milk, he's got a cat and a dog in that apartment, there's the cat milk, there's the dog water, there's the cat litter right next to it, the dog water's only got one of those green cat litter things making a little circle in there all the time yeah, Tommy was there, he almost threw up, it was so disgusting, oh my goodness, it's a terrible sequence ??? and we have to sing about it) You wonder why you've been feeling blue, Your sense of humor has gotten worse It's that sad you can't talk to the dude, no, no. you can't talk to the dude, no, no. (???, Me and Tommy have been thinking about your situation, it's bad) You wonder why you're feeling rank, what did I say? you can't talk to the dude, no, no. (But Jonathan, he has so much potential. Sure, he's 42) you can't talk to the dude
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to.
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal."
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go.
?Sabes porque te sientes mal?
!No te oye! !Y que lastima es!
Se ve tu dolor y como sufres
No te oye y sufriras si no te vas.
Eras una mujer tan triste
No te oye y te empeoraras
No te oye no te oye jamas
No te oye y sufriras si no te vas.
No te oye jamas y sufriras si no te vas
Ya empacale su lonche
No te oye y como lo soportas
No te oye ya ni por dos anos atras
No te oye y sufrias si no te vas
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to.
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal."
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go.
And you live with a guy you can't talk to.
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal."
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, oh no
since you moved in with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say.
You can't talk to the dude
things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
You can't talk to the dude
things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
You can't talk to the dude
things will never be right
Until you go.
And you live with a guy who's half in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down.
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go.
You can't talk to the dude, no, no.
you can't talk to the dude
things will never be right
Until you go.
things will never be right
Until you go
go
go.