The Mixer
(Appears on Live at the Longbranch Saloon, Precise Modern Lovers Order, and Regression)
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[again and again]
(this is another very dignified modern lovers song. It's called 'men and women together'. Also called 'the mixer' which isn't quite as dignified)
Hey, How does it feel with sex all around?
Don't you feel the tension?
Don't you feel nervous?
If you feel nervous
tell me now
hey guys
how does it feel with girls all around?
well, how's your self confidence doin?
don't let them fool around
Hey girls
how does it feel to be checked out?
Don't you feel insulted?
Aren't you a little bit nervous?
and you notice the smell?
tell me now
enough questions
(does that make anyone feel nervous? ??? Does anyone notice the tension? the more people now the more tension ... all right ???? all right modern lovers bring it home now)
Hey girls
how does it feel to be checked out?
Aren't you a little nervous?
and even a bit insulted
if anyone feels nervous
tell me now
if anyone feels the tension
tell me now
(??????)