Double Chocolate Malted
(Appears on It's Time for Jonathan Richman and Live In Tampa Bay 1992)
It's Time for Jonathan Richman version - Chords
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It's Time for Jonathan Richman version - Lyrics
Double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
No mam a single is not enough not enough no
(no no no)
I want a double chocolate malted today
(yeah yeah yeah)
I want that horlex brand of chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
yeah I want two scoops!
(yeah yeah yeah)
I don't want just a single
(no no no)
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted for me
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted for me today
(yeah yeah yeah)
I want chocolate malted with chocolate ice cream
(yeah yeah yeah)
don't use vanilla
(no no no)
two scoops and I want two things of horlex malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted thank you
(yeah yeah yeah)
I dont want any marachino cherries dont puts nuts on it
(no no no)
no nuts no nuts
(no no no)
no whipped cream either
(no no no)
no marshmellow
(no no no)
but lots of malt
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted today thank you
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted today
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted today
(yeah yeah yeah)
I don't want any vanilla ice cream no
(no no no)
yeah you already know about no nuts right
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Live In Tampa Bay 1992 version - Chords
Live In Tampa Bay 1992 version - Lyrics
Double chocolate malted
single's not enough not enough malt sorry
got to be a double chocolate malted today
well waitress waitress what are you thinkin?
can you make a make a make a my drink?
well now double chocolate malted today
everybody sing
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
that;'s right, double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
what about it, double chocolate malted today
waitress, you're not going to put nuts on it right?
good good we got that settled right from the get
right from the start
and no liquid malt,
that's not the same
oh, I'm speeding it up on purpose
I know what I'm doing
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted
(yeah yeah yeah)
double chocolate malted
[the recording ends abruptly here]