avr. 2009
La blague du jour
ven. 24 avril 2009 - Catégorie : Humour
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy
airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto
'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f*#k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face.
'Ryanair'.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto
'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f*#k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face.
'Ryanair'.
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Chocolat
jeu. 23 avril 2009 - Catégorie : Métier
Toujours à l’aéroport d’Amesterdam, pendant un standby un peu long (plus de 2 heures entre 2 étapes...) l’escale Air France a l’amabilité de nous donner un bon de 5 euros valable au bar de l’aérogare... Et pour ce prix là on peut avoir un bon café et une plaque d’un très bon chocolat, avec en prime un dessin d’hôtesse de l’air des années 60. Alors l’équipage ne s’est pas privé...
Boulevardissage
jeu. 23 avril 2009 - Catégorie : Vidéos
En tant qu'instructeur de vol, Kyle Davis enseigne à
ses élèves comment atterrir en urgence. Cette
fois-ci, le pilote de Winter Heaven en Floride, a dû
l'expérimenter en vrai. Et la prouesse était filmée:
Joe Surowiec, son passager du jour, avait décidé de
placer deux caméras sur le petit avion: une dans le
cockpit et une sur le fuselage de l'appareil.
