DMP The Former Newbie
Mini makes his first visit to Kansas to visit The Former Newbie!
   

<Muffle muffle....> Hey, get me out of this box! It's cold out here!
Eieeeee..... help me! I only *thought* I wanted to meet Jet!
Hey, I like this one, she reminds me of a certain operating system I know.
Wow! This little fellow's nuts!
Hey, Cool..... Wurmburner said there'd be *Palominos* here.
Can you see me now?
Faithful old friend, in your retirement now I see.
Look what I found, it's just *my* size!
Darned things! I'm trapped.
Whew... I think we all could use a nap after all of that.
What do you mean you don't think we're related?
Ha ha ha, I just love this part. Best PR Apple never had to pay for.
Hey Mini, so you decided not to shave today? I see you've also been to the tattoo parlor while I was at work. Nice ink!
Look, aren't I fabulous? Peak of my powers!
How about this? Beefcake with a Clamshell.
Ahhggggg! I hate all of this packaging.
OK, are you just trying to shame me now?
Pretty, but it's really freezing out here. Even Mini's get "shrinkage" you know.
What the heck?! Oh, ok, whatever amuses you.
This critter's pretty neat. He's not too big for me is he?
If we change the jets in the secondary here you'll see a better 1/4 mile time
Here, let me help you with that. I've always wanted to learn how to airbrush.
What do you mean this isn't what your customer had in mind?
So all of this glass is made with real Uranium? Will I wake up six feet tall then?
Good morning. Darn, I'm still only eleven inches tall!
This is nice, very calming to wake up to.
Jeezzz.... Alright, the next OS will be "Cougar." No need to get aggressive.
Look what the mailman brought, just in time for weekend relaxation.
What a night! Notice I'm not holding a *mini* USB plug either, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
Awww, so sweet. But, in the next moment.......
Aiiieeeeee... my hand, my hand!
Man, this bear market is just killing me.
Downtown Kansas City, MO, from the South. Is it always so cold and gloomy here?
Where's Min!?
Here I am - enjoying the sights here at the Country Club Plaza.
Alright, awesome Arrowhead Stadium, home of the Kansas City Chiefs!
Oh yeah, gonna go nine and "0" tomorrow baby!!!! Bring it on!
It's good to be the Leader!
Yeah, it's *really* good to be the Leader.
Hurry, the Chiefs are on!