DMP by Presseditor in Carthage MO
   
Look what Mr. Postman delivered to Carthage, Mo. It's Mini!
Ahh...a newspaper. I should find the latest and fastest technology
presseditor never throws anything away. Any of these still work?
Wow. A bargain at $2,400 in 1990. You ruled the world with 4MB of RAM.
OS9?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!
I see.
Ah, the good old days. When even with three hard drives, a server still had enough room inside for The Leader to nap.
It looks like someone needs an Airport. Let's organize!
How degrading.
Looks like the paper is done. Let's get out of here.
Information from Teresa at Carthage Convention and Visitor's Bureau
Everyone visits the Precious Moments Chapel.
Very peaceful.
Wow. It's like the Sistene Chapel, only with big-headed kids.
A rest before our next spot.
Branson huh? No thanks. I don't think Yakov has written a new joke sin
Now THAT is a CINEMA DISPLAY! Alas, it has no Apple Display Connector.
Shrek? SKG couldn't animate a Baldwin brother! Gimme a break!
Hey,nice courthouse you have here. Got an Airport base station on top?
Look at me, I'm running for public office!
Here I am with my host family for the week.
Soy-based immitation meat products in the freezer? Vegetarians!
ooks like there's a carnivore hiding wieners in the back.
Presseditor's kids ignore nice day outside and spend some time with their Lombard.
saving thousands of dollars in crayons by coloring on the Mac!
At least the kids have great taste in toys! Hooray Dory and Mike!
Hey Homer, I think you dropped this.
What's that Satan? Apple PDA? Tablet computers? OS ON INTEL CHIPS?
One last drink for the road. Thanks, Apu.
See you soon!