Yesterday when I was in the bathroom after taking a shower, I heard a noise that sounded like it came from within the apartment. I looked out and saw a little fair haired man passing the bathroom door, making his way to the living room. A bearded character stood in the doorway looking at me. I followed the little man into the living room, where he had picked up my Powerbook and came rushing towards me. He knocked me over, and I took the Powerbook from his hands while he dashed off to the hallway.

Bloody Monday. Who said you need to go out the door to find excitement?