bowie buoy  |  author!

bowie buoy On a beautiful lake somewhere in the rustic Adirondacks of upstate New York, the thin white duke warns unwary boaters of hidden hazards...

Motorboating along, we approach slowly and carefully... to see... a navigational aid... embellished slightly... with the dour visage... of the man we love to watch: David Bowie. Yep, Dave. On a buoy. A Bowie Buoy. Thanks for helping out, Dave. No shipwrecks for us!