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    <title> <![CDATA[Phoebe's News and Thoughts]]> </title>
    <link>http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981</link>
    <description> <![CDATA[cartoonist/writer/artist Phoebe Gloeckner attempts a blog]]> </description>
    <webMaster>phoebe@ravenblond.com</webMaster>
    <copyright>&#169; Phoebe Gloeckner</copyright>
    <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2004 09:08:55 -0400</lastBuildDate>
    <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2004 09:09:13 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[does it work?
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2049928588/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>testing</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2049928588/Media/eyeanim.gif" height="99" width="100" alt="" />  </font></div>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2004 09:08:40 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Momma? Momma-Momma?
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2051571249/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2051571249/Media/armenia-1.jpg" height="200" width="200" alt="" /> 
</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>Yes dear? Yes-Yes,
dear?</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2051571249/Media/mommagirl.jpg" height="227" width="207" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">My elbow hurts. I hurt my
elbow.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2051571249/Media/elbow.jpg" height="154" width="120" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique"><i>See?</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2051571249/Media/armenia4.jpg" height="216" width="150" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Oh! My....my my my
my......</font><br /></div>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2004 22:06:20 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[How did it happen? What happened?
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/mommagirl.jpg" height="227" width="207" alt="" /> 
</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>She did
it.</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/d1_1.jpg" height="225" width="300" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>I dint! I dint dint dint!
Really really really not!</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/armenia-1.jpg" height="200" width="200" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">You did not? Not
you?</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/d3_1.jpg" height="300" width="400" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Really
not!</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/armenia3.jpg" height="192" width="150" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Did she really really hurt your elbow,
then?</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1939121833/Media/noshedint.jpg" height="306" width="216" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">No she dint. </font></div>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:14:36 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Well then.
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1964219932/Media/armenia4.jpg" height="216" width="150" alt="" /> 
</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>You shall have a spanking,
then.</i></font></div>
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<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1964219932/Media/spank.jpg" height="297" width="214" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">OK OK Here's my
butt.</font><br /></div>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2004 20:18:20 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[I have been asked
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>whether I'll tell my students about my
blog. Well, no, I won't direct them specifically there, but I can't prevent them
from finding it themselves. I suspect that they won't be particularly
interested. I mean, what is my relationship to them? Sort of like a parent, in a
sense. Would you want to read your parent's blog? Bor-ing, no? Unless it talked
about you... well, I probably won't talk about my students on my blog. So, what
do they care? They should care primarily about whether they are doing the best
work they can do. Because anything less will irritate me, you
know.</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">Same goes for all of you readers out there. I
hope you're busy trying to do your best in all your endeavors.
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1981233644/Media/IMG_9708.jpg" height="250" width="188" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">You know I'm trying. Excuse me. Must
go back to that syllabus.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1981233644/Media/IMG_9739.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique"><i>What?? Same to you,
PipSqueak.</i></font></div>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:06:16 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Hi. I'm shy.
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1821752530/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>Just a bit shy, not all the
time, but sometimes.</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1821752530/Media/IMG_9650.jpg" height="250" width="188" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">I'll meet you here sometime, by
accident. We'll talk then.</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:16:53 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[hi pip.
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E412249595/Media/IMG_9737.jpg" height="250" width="188" alt="" />
</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>
Pip?</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E412249595/Media/IMG_9733.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">What?</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E412249595/Media/IMG_9735.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Are you
tired?</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E412249595/Media/IMG_9738.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Yeah.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E412249595/Media/IMG_9724.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">OK. Let's take a nap.</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2004 14:42:18 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Sweetie, I am not in a good mood this morning.
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>The children have no school
today and I have many responsibilities in addition to their welfare and
entertainment.	</i></font><br /></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">This is not a good combination of
situations.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1966554398/Media/ATT13215455.jpg" height="327" width="400" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>(Sorry, don't know who to
credit for this one. Did YOU take it? Good job! Now put down the
gun!)</i></font></div>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 09:53:42 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[submitted by an astute and helpful reader
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">A better
version:</font><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1072512173/Media/c4_1_b.jpg" height="300" width="400" alt="" /> 
</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">Thank you,
Dug!</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1072512173/Media/Dug Sohn.jpg" height="64" width="55" alt="" /></font></div>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:34:31 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Incidental...
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1813904942/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1813904942/Media/c4_1_b.jpg" height="225" width="300" alt="" /><div><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>The
Falsehood by Sojka</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">...and uninvolved. The cat does not concern
itself with your nudity.</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2004 20:45:50 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Ahhh... there he is!
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      <link> <![CDATA[http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E802392044/index.html]]> </link>
      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E802392044/Media/IMG_9720.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E802392044/Media/IMG_9716.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>OOOOooohh! There he is again!
With "Little PipSqueak!"</i></font></div>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2004 13:22:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Hello Again Milo!
]]> </title>
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><br /><font face="ArialMT">OK. Here's a cute picture for you. A lizard
in a Mexican mall. He's jumped up to say "Hol√°!" to all the
kids.</font></div>
 <br> <div><br /><font face="Helvetica"> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E1921315060/Media/IMG_9374.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-BoldItalicMT"><b><i>Whoops!</i></b></font><font face="ArialMT">
You asked for PipSqueak. I'll go find him in a bit. I've got to fashion a tidy
little syllabus first.</font><br /><font face="ArialMT">--Phoebe</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:11:30 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Milo wrote:
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>Milo
wrote:</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; hey
phoebe,</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt;
</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; Hope all's well with you.
The People [me] visit</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; your
blog at least once a week, hoping to see
a</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; new post, only to have
their hopes dashed. You're</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt;
not dead or trapped under something really
heavy,</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; are you??? Please
advise.</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt;
</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>&gt; --
milo</i></font><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i>(below: Milo George at his
t-writer)</i></font><br /><br /><font face="Arial-ItalicMT"><i> 
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C1039517877/E2070313733/Media/milomonkey.jpg" height="250" width="350" alt="" /></i></font><font face="Helvetica">
</font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="ArialMT">Dearest Milo,</font><br /><font face="ArialMT">I
just got your message. Today. August 27 or 28. I thought you had forgotten about
me.</font><br /><font face="ArialMT">The truth is, I have wanted to write blog
entries for a long time, but I upgraded my blogging program and moved to Ann
Arbor and my job gave me a computer and my idisk thing got all screwed up and
it's a miracle that the old blog entries still exist. I didn't have time to fix
everything because I had to unpack all the boxes and enroll the children in
school and then my father-in-law moved in with us and that actually has involved
no hardship or inconvenience at all, on the contrary, but then I had to find a
vet here because we had moved so so far away and one cat got a swollen paw
(while Pip remains in the peak of health). And then and then I was trying to
figure out how to sell things on ebay for the big sale I had envisioned but
instead I became distracted by the joy and adventure of BUYING things
</font><br /><font face="ArialMT">on e-bay, particularly old Mexican jewelery
that reminds me of the story I'm working on. Then I had to go to Ciudad
Ju√°rez a couple weeks ago to see this family again, and when I got back, it
was high time I started preparing the course syllabi for the classes I'll teach
in my newly responsible position at the University. It's hard though because I
just want to finish translating police reports but I must rely on the kindness
of a certain Thad Suits because my Spanish is pidgeon and his translations are
excellent and the google translations confuse "daughter" with "leaf" and "I
took" with "tapeworm." And I'm missing a box of important comics- which includes
our precious copies of </font><font face="Arial-BoldItalicMT"><b><i>"What's
Michael?" </i></b></font><font face="ArialMT">Did the movers leave it in Long
Island? I'm distraught. And the tree in front of this house-- we had to arrange
to have it cut down because it was dead dead dead and might have been about to
fall on Bob and Vivian's house so I called and it was felled within a matter of
days. Then I vaguely remembered promising to do a comic about a part of the
United States, and I didn't do it yet but I have to. And I haven't had my hair
cut in months and I look like </font><br /><font face="ArialMT">rasputin, and I
needed some new clothes because I'm going to have to look like a clean
professor, but I'm no saavy shopper and I wandered into tjmaxx right near rite
aid and I spent hours choosing clothes that once cost much more elsewhere and
that didn't quite fit exactly right and perhaps weren't exactly the right color,
but why pay more?</font><br /><font face="ArialMT">I don't know what else to
tell you. But may I publish this correspondence? If I don't hear from you
within, say, ummm.... four hours, I'll take that as a "yes."</font><br /></div>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2004 08:33:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[PipSqueak of Michigan.
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E252770780/Media/IMG_9307.jpg" height="250" width="334" alt="" />  </font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">He's well settled and has met many of the
neighbors.</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:58:18 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title> <![CDATA[Humor suitable for CatFancy magazine
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      <description> <![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">  
<img SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/phoebegloeckner/iblog/newsthoughts/B1009342981/C641214092/E400676494/Media/IMG_9308.jpg" height="250" width="253" alt="" /> 
</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica-Oblique" size="2"><i>Photo courtesy
AGS.</i></font></div>
 <br> <div><font face="Helvetica">Cats cannot pick their noses,
but...</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Pip may only have three legs,
but he can still hold his nose in the event of a bad
smell.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Avoid licking your nose after
licking superglue.</font></div>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:56:55 -0400</pubDate>
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