How it turned out
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While going through my archives, I found this
piece. I wrote it shortly after Charles Schulz died. I thought it was a very
good piece, and emailed it to my friends--most of whom didn't get it at
all.
.
Of
course, I sent it without the faintest hint of an explanation: I may have put
"Charles Schulz, R.I.P." in the subject header, but that was about it. Mea
culpa.
And I can't bring myself to do
much more this time around, except to note that there's usually only one way
that change ever comes to the eternal childhood immortality of a comic strip,
and that's by the strip being cancelled--and sometimes not even
then.
SHE became a lawyer, which
surprised no one but herself. Except for a brief flirtation with psychology
(which she abandoned when she realized it involved med school) she had simply
been drawn to, as she put it, "The power, the money, and the love of a good
argument." She never ruled out marriage, but her romances always seemed to end
with flying vases and cab rides across town in an overcoat and nightgown to
sleep at Frieda's or Violet's. She realized that she'd made as many enemies as
friends at the firm, which was no way to make partner, but she was really proud
of the fact that even her enemies couldn't deny she was aces in the
courtroom.
She worried constantly about
her younger brother, who, after a stormy voyage through the seminary in which he
was almost thrown out more than once, and a hair-raising stint of missionary
work in Central America in which he llost hearing in one ear thanks to being too
close to a semiautomatic rifle going off, had ultimately settled down to a small
ministry in the inner city, where he was obviously very happy. Even though she
never lost a chance to get in a dig at him for going nowhere fast, whenever he
showed up on the local news presenting petitions or testifying at city council
meetings, she always watched as if it were the
Superbowl.
If anyone asked her why she
always played classical music even though she couldn't tell Mozart from
Moussorgsky, she would laugh very loudly and say it reminded her of the boy she
left behind.
HE never got in to
Juillard, which always rankled, but still ended up with an entirely respectable
Ph.D. in Music History and stints as both Associate Professor of Music and
Composer-In-Residence at two midwestern universities. He had even had his Second
Piano Concerto performed by the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra, and had a CD of it
pressed at his own expense. He married a member of the ensemble he played in:
she was ten years his junior, and one day he came home to an empty apartment.
After that, he gave up teaching and, after going to Paris to study for a while,
settled down in the Northwest, dividing time between being a velvet-voiced
announcer at a classical music station and giving music lessons to a few
students. He married again, this time happily, to a professor of romance
languages that he met at a Do-It-Yourself-Messiah concert one Christmas. They
adopted a child, a little girl.
SHE had
barely squeaked into college, she always said, and had gravitated towards a
Phys. Ed. degree, because "those who can't do, teach--and those who can't teach,
teach gym." But one day, while she was shooting hoops at the local Y, she met
the handsomest man she had ever seen--or at least she thought so at the time. It
turned out he worked at the PR firm her best friend worked (they had drifted
apart afteer graduation)--and as she was not in the least embarrassed to
say,"the reest was history." They had five kids, and while this took its toll on
her fem-jock's figure, her oldest son would testify that she had a fastball that
could burn a hole in a mitt." About the only cause of friction is that she
persists in calling her husband "Chip" even though he hates
it.
HE tried teaching after college,
but soon found himself working downtown at the Board of Education. Inside of a
few years he was director of educational enrichment services for the whole
metropolitan area. When he finally married the teacher he'd been dating for
years, the whole office breathed a sigh of relief. (It was right after a
Halloween party where he was Daddy Warbucks and she was Little Orphan Annie.)
He turned down a promotion because it would have taken him away from actual
contact with kids, but after their third child was born, he took the post. But
he would still go to school playgrounds and watch the kids play. He coached
Little League, even though his own kids showed no interest in sports: he never
pressed them. Although he never really encouraged it, everyone called him
Chuck: he just wasn't the 'Mr. Brown'
sort.
HE often talked about the dog he
had had--going into detail about his little antics, running around with the
supper dish in his mouth, chasing the birds that didn't seem to be scared of him
in the slightest, chasing airplanes as if they were birds. He always said that
he felt his childhood ended the night that, after so many years, in the middle
of a big thuderstorm, his old little beagle vanished without a trace. Until
then, he would say, he thought that nothing would ever change, the bad as well
as the good. Then his dog ran off--"either to die or to chase airplanes--or,
maybe both." He never got tired of telling those stories, even though, in later
years, his wife had to correct him when he would call the dog "Sparky"
throughout the course of an
evening.
"Now why did I do that?" he'd
say. "I must be getting old."
Posted: Monday - September 05, 2005 at 12:46 AM