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On the 8th of January
I will be flying from Madrid to Lima. My first mission is to uncover
the suspect actions of Teresa and find out what she is actually
doing in Peru, pretending to work for UNICEF deep in the Amazonas
jungle. Bah! I will write a detailed report on the true nature of her
stay – uncensored of course (You wish!).
Then Paula, sorry, Dr. Colmenero, Cancer Therapy Expert, joins in Lima
on the 15th. This second mission will bring us 4000 m above sea
level – We shall see if Machu Pichu’s height sickness
is anything equivalent to Egypt’s dreaded "Montesuma’s
revenge"!
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On
this mission I have been assigned the honourable position as PPCU
(Paula’s Personal Cockroach Eliminator). Can anyone tell me how
a South American can be cockroach-fobic? But she is going to cure
me from cancer if I manage to keep the Zillions of Cockroaches out
of her sight! Considering increasing incidents of malign melanoma
and growing ozone holes above the South Pacific, I will do my best! |
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| Despising
the Terrible Threat of the Cockroaches and Horrible Height of Cuzco,
our mission is to take SMR-BPs (Super Mega Re-Beautiful Pictures),
which are to be revealed on the web for everyone to examine and thus
not have to undertake these unpleasurable and dangerous expeditions
themselves. Anything for the good of humanity! |
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After
completed mission in Peru, my true expedition shall start in Panama
end of January where I will be looking to crew on a pirate ship…
Frustratingly enough, you will have to wait for the second chapter of
this live-attenuated adventure/soap-opera/documentary… Let’s
see if all necessary ingredients present themselves on the way…?
As sole director and editor I have unrestricted power to invent and sencor
as I please – So hold on! Any types of Rövarhistorier are possible!
Complaints on the action bits should be sent to my Web master!
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