Fri - August 8, 2008
Blog Infidelity
I liked using the Curmudgeon blog so
much while on vacation, I am continuing to use it. It is nice to be able to blog
from any computer. It is nice to be able to post to the blog by sending it an
e-mail. It is nice to have comments available for each
post.Take a look, and let
me know if you like it
too.Curmudgeon
Posted at 09:40 AM
Mon - July 14, 2008
Hitting The Road
As we prepare to board a plane
Wednesday for Namibia by way of Germany, it is time to button
up this blog until we get
back.Blogging from the road
will be on Curmudgeon, the site I have been preparing as
an alternative and perhaps successor to this log. One of the nice things about
Curmudgeon is that I can post to it by e-mail. It also has better support for
comments. Comments are moderated, which means I must approve them before they
appear. I quickly learned that this is a desirable feature; there are some nasty
internet trolls out there.
Posted at 04:59 AM
Wed - July 9, 2008
Team Penning
The OregonLive.com photo blog, "Oh, Snap!" picked up one of my photos from
last week's Team Penning event at the Flying Dirt Ranch in Turner,
Oregon.
Posted at 10:50 AM
Tue - July 8, 2008
Cartoons? Comics? Graphic Storytelling?
Posted at 08:40 AM
Sun - July 6, 2008
Uh-oh
Used to be that when someone said that
the government was beaming voices into their head, you could count on the fact
that the person making the claim was
crazy.But oh, no, the
government just had to go out and develop technology so that they can beam the voices
directly into your head.
It's pretty scary when the
people you had counted on being crazy turn out to be right. Of course, for my
right wing friends, that is what seems to be happening with climate change. All
those scientists they had dismissed as crazy are turning out to be
right.
Posted at 07:28 PM
Tue - July 1, 2008
Second Amendment Pandemonium
The Supreme Court decision in District of Columbia vs. Heller defined that
individuals have a fundamental right to defend themselves, and that the Second
Amendment gives them the right to do so with a
firearm.This drives a stake
through the heart of plans long cherished by some, to pay lip service to
traditions of hunting and sportsmen, while working incrementally to restrict the
"right to keep and bear arms" to the ability to check a shotgun out of a
repository long enough to shoot a few grouse, then check it back in. These
opponents of legal gun ownership operate on the belief that their world would be
a safer place if you don't have a
gun.Most of these people
have never had a felon with malicious intent in their living room or in their
face. After the felon has left, the police are summoned. That is when you
realize that to a large degree, the police are society's janitors. There is
little chance that they will be there to protect you when the wolf comes to
call. That is when you question the wisdom of remaining an unarmed sheep,
supposedly for the greater
good.Opponents of legal gun
ownership like to couch their advocacy in terms of public health concepts. When
advocacy tries to masquerade as science, it plays fast and loose with the facts.
Pretty soon, it starts to sound rather like blaming the tornado on the existence
of the trailer park. Generally, valid scientific conclusions do not flow from
exclusion of contrary evidence, fabrication of data, and incestuous literature
references. The canons of scholarly discourse are not in evidence in the antigun
health advocacy literature.
Antigun health advocates
say that it is simple: more guns means more homicides, suicides, and fatal gun
accidents, while restrictive gun laws mean fewer such events. However, this
belief is not supported by the evidence. In 1973, the rates of U.S. gun
ownership, handguns and all guns, was 176 and 610 per thousand, respectively.
The homicide rate was 9.4 per 100,000. In 1992 the handgun and all gun
ownership rate had increased significantly, to 304 and 870 per thousand,
respectively. The homicide rate was 9.3 per 100,000. While gun ownership rates
have increased, accidental gun deaths have decreased. There is no observable
relationship between gun ownership and suicide rates. Antigun health advocates
will not engage the data that suicide rates are much higher in antigun European
nations.The science which
the opponents of legal gun ownership never want to acknowledge is criminology,
when it looks at the effects of legal gun ownership on crime. Criminologists
generally conclude that gun availability does not lead law abiding citizens to
commit crimes, and that the value of firearms in defending potential victims has
been significantly
underestimated.But now, the
entire debate is shifting. As popular as it is right now for the antigun health
advocates to say, "But it's bad for you!," the Supreme Court has said that there
is an individual right to own and use a firearm in self defense. The Chicago
Tribune at least is intellectually honest about the whole thing, as they call
for repeal of the Second Amendment. The LA Times favors a more weasel-like
approach, calling for legislation where gun manufacturers are somehow made
responsible for target societal rates of gun violence, with surcharges and
production limits if the target rates aren't met. Backdoor games to make guns
expensive and rare are not likely to meet constitutional
muster.Those who are eager
to impose their views on the nation as a whole should pay heed to what those
efforts do to their other interests. Democrats have lost many elections because
gun owners vote. Sometimes it seems as if the Republicans have the vote of Joe
Paycheck despite making corporations supreme and shipping jobs overseas, simply
because the Republicans can be trusted to not make a move on Joe's guns. If
Democrats wanted to be more competitive in rural America, they could consider
the idea of deciding that where antigun legislation is concerned, the voters
have spoken against it, and move on to other
issues.One thing you can be
sure of is that gun owners are paying close attention right now, to see who is
wringing their hands and gnashing their teeth about the Heller decision. Those
who see the Heller decision as an unfortunate setback to be overcome are
revealing themselves right now. Gun owners do not
forget.
Posted at 08:07 PM
Mon - June 30, 2008
Preparing For Travel
As we prepare to travel abroad, it
does not does us any good at all to see stories like this:
"NEW DELHI (AFP) - An Air
India flight headed for Mumbai overshot its destination and was halfway to Goa
before its dozing pilots were woken out of a deep slumber by air traffic
control, a report said.The
high altitude nap took place approximately two weeks ago, the Times of India
reported Thursday. The report, however, drew a furious denial from Air
India."Meanwhile, my
wife, the Thrifty Yankee, is totally outmatched by the types of expenditures
required for travel to Africa. She is reduced to looking for bargains on our
malaria medicine to satisfy her sense of obligation.
Posted at 06:19 PM
Sun - June 29, 2008
Autism Sensurround
Dan is home for summer break. He has
been busily burning new
DVD's.His abuse of DVD
drives is legendary. Over the years, he stuffed so many dirty and damaged disks
into the G5's internal drive that it finally gave up the ghost. For the last 2
years, if you try to put a disk into the internal hard drive it is never read,
and makes noise which are the mechanical version of wailing and gnashing of
teeth for an indefinite period, until that disk's time in purgatory has been
served and it is released to go to disk
heaven.So, it was no
surprise when the external DVD burner gave up the ghost today. This necessitated
a trip to acquire its
replacement.I'll say one
thing for going to the store towing a 13 year old with autism and Tourette's:
you quickly see which store clerks have any awareness and self preservation
instincts. The guys at the Apple Store scored very highly on these scales,
meeting me at the door while swearing up and down that whatever I was looking
for, they didn't carry it. (OK, in the interests of fairness, they only said
that about external DVD burners.) The guy at the Mac store, however, was going
to give me his full unhurried chatty customer
service.Meanwhile, Dan went
to the demo computers whirring on desks across the
store.I Looked at Dan. I
looked at the clerk. The clerk did not take the hint. He couldn't find a DVD
burner on the shelf. He flashes a dazzling customer service smile, and offers to
go the extra mile by looking it up in their inventory. He strides with purpose
to a customer service computer, and ponders the responses to his opening
keystrokes.Meanwhile, Dan
has zeroed in on the computer hooked up to the Bose mega sound system, complete
with satellite
subwoofer.Earnest Clerk
returns. He doesn't think they have any, but he is going to quiz Stockroom Guy,
saying "our inventory database isn't the most intuitive." He
disappears.Danny launches
Safari. He types "Thomas" into the Google Search window, and uses the thumbnail video screen shots to navigate to the
YouTube offerings of Thomas The Tank Engine
videos.Earnest Clerk
returns from the stockroom with the external DVD burner we so desperately need
under his arm. He tries to patiently explain all its features as I happily
interrupt him with, "That's just the one I was hoping you'd have. Let's ring it
up!" I speed towards the checkout counter, hoping to pull him along in my
wake.Too late. The opening
notes of the Thomas theme reverberate through the store. The steam whistle
blows. You know, with a really good sound system, it sounds just like you are
really in a train yard.A
rapid calculation ensues. I am at the checkout counter, and Dan is 30 or 40 feet
away and very happy. Good luck has led the other customers to vacate the store
before the performance started. It's just me and the employees. The calculation
is that the best strategy here is to finish the transaction ASAP. Devil take
the hindmost.To their
credit, only 2 of the employees appeared to be in pain from being subjected to
Thomas the Tank Engine at arena rock
volumes.Earnest Clerk got
full marks. He showed no clue that there was anything going on beyond him
chatting about which of the three addresses in the customer database he should
use and how they came to be, about the return and restocking policy and fee, and
did I need a bag?I thanked
him, went with the DVD burner to Dan and entered the keyboard commands to quit
Safari, and walked with Dan to the door as peace and tranquility returned to
the store."Have a nice day!
Thanks for coming in" was the benediction as Dan and I did the recessional out
the front door.Somewhere
there is a crowd of people who could read this story and be absolutely certain
that this story is a shocking confession of failure to exert parental control of
a child's behavior. I would be interested in seeing how any of them would do in
a 15 minute matchup with a teen affected by autism and Tourette's. They have no
effing clue.
Posted at 03:49 PM
Wed - June 25, 2008
Oh, Snap!
Posted at 05:21 PM
Tue - June 24, 2008
The straightaway
There is nothing quite like the
attraction of a hill which snakes for miles to downtown, on a summer
day.
Posted at 11:25 PM
Mon - June 23, 2008
AAARRGGH!
Yesterday was a troublesome day for
music.
It was Jazz Sunday at
church. We were playing as a quartet: piano, bass, drums, and
trumpet.
The leader, the
pianist, handed out the music at the 9:30 am performance. We ran through the
tunes. The leader asked if we could play the closing tune, "Blue Skies," a step
down from what was written on the chart, to accommodate the trumpet player.. No
problem, we agreed. After the run-through, he looked back and handed me a chart
for "Our Love Is Here To Stay," saying that we would play it as in interlude in
the middle. No
problem.
However, when it
came time to play "Our Love Is Here To Stay," what I was playing on the bass
sounded horribly, horribly wrong against the melody from the piano. The
pianist's head whipped around to look at me. It was clear to the audience that
the bass player was doing something really wrong. What wasn't clear to the
audience was that the pianist had given me a chart written in the key of C,
while he had chosen to play from his chart written in the key of F. I dragged
my bass over, to read over his shoulder from his chart for the rest of the
tune.
Fast forward to the
closing tune, "Blue Skies," transposed down a step. The tune starts. Again, what
I am playing sounds horribly, horribly wrong. Again, the pianist's head whips
around to look at me. Again, it is clear to the congregation that the bass
player is doing something really wrong. I am baffled, until the trumpet player
walks back and tells me, "He's not transposing. He's playing it in the original
key."
At least the drummer
and I managed to go along with the tune that was rehearsed in 4/4 but performed
in 3/4.
Now I've got to deal
with the fact that I've been made to look like a total incompetent in front of a
large group of
people.
AAARRGGH!
Posted at 07:29 PM
Danny's Home
Dan is home for his summer break from
Heartspring.
Turns out that
his presence is conducive to blogging. When he is home, it is best not to leave
him unattended. So, blogging is one of the ways to spend the time as we play
side by side on the twin computers.
Posted at 07:10 PM
Thu - May 29, 2008
News With Music
Posted at 06:27 PM
Mon - May 19, 2008
Weatherboy Shows Some Skin
Posted at 08:19 AM
Fri - May 9, 2008
The Unmonitored Meal
There are no witnesses to any culinary
crimes I commit tonight. My wife is in Wichita, and my daughter is at the
movies. Sort of reminds me of the lyrics to Randy Newman's song,
Rider In The
Rain:
Oh my mother's
in St. Louis And my
bride's in Tennessee So
I'm goin' to Arizona With
a banjo on my knee
But I
digress.
I was talking about
unmonitored meals, the food that guys will fix for themselves when there is no
one around to disapprove. The biggest theme is "too too too": too large, too
much fat or meat or spice. Sometimes the meals are too easy, or too
starchy.
For years, my most
frequent unmonitored meal would be braised short ribs of beef. My family would
find them to be too fatty, so I had to wait to reacquaint myself with this dish
until my family had abandoned me for the odd weekend here and
there.
Many times, the
unmonitored meal would be something over macaroni or rice. The starch would be a
carrier for a flavor I liked, and a springboard to the quantity I craved. Chili
or chicken pot pies were frequent candidates for this
treatment.
Now, though, I've
got the Weight Watchers thing going on. Since joining WW in January, I've
dropped 35 pounds, and think that this is probably my lowest weight so far in
the 21st Century. So, today when faced with the idea of cooking for myself, I
viewed the meal not as a chance for unwise choices, but as a chance to fix
myself something really nice since I was only buying for one instead of three.
Economies of scale cut both
ways.
First
course:
Shrimp cocktail. 8
prawns, cooked, with Crosse & Blackwell Seafood Cocktail Sauce. 4
points.
Then, the Del Monico
steak, 9 ounces, grilled medium rare with salt and pepper. 13
points.
Served with roasted
asparagus. Asparagus stalks drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with salt and
pepper, spread in a single layer in a baking dish, and roasted at 350 degrees,
tossing occasionally, finished with a sprinkling of lemon juice before serving.
Zero points for the asparagus, 2 points for the
oil.
All washed down with 22
ounces of Lagunitas IPA Maximus. 5
points.
Yeah,
baby.
Posted at 11:57 AM
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