The Plight Of The Short-Order Cook



The characters in this dialogue are The Short-Order Cook, and Someone Who Must Not Be Named (rather like Lord Voldemort).

TSOC: "So what do you want for lunch?"

SWMNBN: "I'd like a sandwich with ham on one side, turkey on the other, and cheese in the middle. i'd like that with the ham and turkey heated."

TSOC: "So you want a grilled ham and turkey with cheese?"

SWMNBN: "No, I don't necessarily want the bread heated. Just put mustard on the side of the bread with the ham, and mayo on the side of the bread with the turkey."

TSOC: "Mustard on the side of the bread with the ham an mayo on the side with the turkey. Uh-huh."

SWMNBN: "And just two slices of ham and two slices of turkey."

TSOC: "These are kind of long slices. If I fold it over, does that count as one slice or two?"

SWMNBN: "That's two slices. I don't like thick sandwiches."

TSOC: "Do you want Swiss or Cheddar?"

SWMNBN: "You said you had Swiss. I don't want to be any trouble."

Posted: Wed - April 6, 2005 at 08:44 AM        

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