Tue - December 11, 2007

BITE. HARD.


We bite, we tear, we grind our teeth.
We have so much more than we can chew.
What is the impulse that drives us to
Eviscerate that old shoe?

How long has it been since the muzzle came off?
We think it's been a few ...
Plainly, Evil still stalks the land.
We wish it weren't true.

Still, the times are hard, the villains cheap.
They guard their shekels so.
We are but a band of dogs...
why do they tempt us so?

There is no choice but to stand our ground,
Our teeth bared and at the ready.
We tell you things are bad indeed
When the fools there are aplenty.

You want a pup? You do the work.
Don't just "order" one online.
This isn't Ancient Gaul, you know.
Slave traffic is a crime.

Google, NextDay, the Terrier folks...
They know what they do.
They do it often, and oh so well
They'll pull one over on you.

Bite. Bite. Bite.
Bite back and hard.
That's what wires do.
And our owner are so much worse..
I'd behave, if I were you.
--Gimlet


Posted at 11:00 PM      

Wed - April 28, 2004

Living off the fat of the hand


Some creatures are just bad to the bone.


Oh, for an extra set of choppers!
This job is too big even for two wire fox terriers.
Ever know a dog or cat who was whiny, greedy and indolent? Never satisfied with his or her lot and envious of others?
Naturally that mound of fur would be someone's "pet" pet. And this vile creature would curry favor upon favor, completely oblivious to the disruption in the lives of good little dogs and cats.
It's all Me, Me, Me to those creatures.
And over here we say Grrrrr!!! Grrrrr!!! Grrrrr!!!
Join us in biting disdain for the above Bite Club inductees.

Bite Club, an equal-opportunity organization doling out bites to the truly deserving.

Posted at 09:28 AM      

Wed - September 24, 2003

Time for Tidbts!


They're just asking for it.


Have a Bite Club candidate in mind? Drop us a line.

Posted at 09:05 AM      

Wed - July 9, 2003

Hand Over the Sticking Plaster


Time for lunch.


Posted at 09:00 AM      

Sat - June 28, 2003

And the Band-Aids go to ...


Some things and people leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
We can live with that.


Posted at 11:33 PM      

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