Movie Review: Shoot 'Em Up
So, a former ex-black op something or other has
to deliver a baby...
Yeah. Really. As in, help give birth
to.
I think the first four minutes have
no gunfire. I think. There are a lot of bullets. No, really. A lot. Which can be
defined as too many to even attempt to keep track of. As in GE minigun way too
many bullets.
Other than that, it is
rated R for sexual content and language. Oh, and violence. Lots of
gunfire.
As a story goes, well, it's
not Citizen
Kane. But it has more bullets. Lots more
bullets.
There are a few really good
quotes, but I can't quote them here because of, well, the language, and the
gunpowder-accelerated punctuation.
The
bottom line? I give it 7 reloads out of 10, but each of those reloads has at
least 9 bullets. I bought the DVD and will watch it several times.
Posted: Wed - January 16, 2008 at 09:01 PM