Movie Review: Shoot 'Em Up


So, a former ex-black op something or other has to deliver a baby...

Yeah. Really. As in, help give birth to.

I think the first four minutes have no gunfire. I think. There are a lot of bullets. No, really. A lot. Which can be defined as too many to even attempt to keep track of. As in GE minigun way too many bullets.

Other than that, it is rated R for sexual content and language. Oh, and violence. Lots of gunfire.

As a story goes, well, it's not Citizen Kane. But it has more bullets. Lots more bullets.

There are a few really good quotes, but I can't quote them here because of, well, the language, and the gunpowder-accelerated punctuation.

The bottom line? I give it 7 reloads out of 10, but each of those reloads has at least 9 bullets. I bought the DVD and will watch it several times.

Posted: Wed - January 16, 2008 at 09:01 PM          


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