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Welcome to my little patch o'web.
A word to the wise: I'm told I've got a somewhat "obnoxious" sense of humor. While this means different things to different people, I should warn you that some of my links, jokes, and photos do fall under the category of "offensive" to some people. Where applicable, I'll try to warn you before sending you off to an offensive link by giving it a rating, following the standard MPAA movie rating system. I would rate my overall site as "PG", and some of my favorite links as "R". If you're incredibly sensitive to offense of any sort, click here to exit now!

visitors have been to my page since it was first erected January 27, 1997.

People ask me all sorts of things. Call this my FAQ section, i.e. here are a few tidbits that you've just GOTTA know or life has no meaning:

Visit where I work now www.localcopies.com
Where I used to work: The Ault Corporation (Kinko's & Joe's Copies Etc) Memorial Web Site! Updated November 4, 2002
Where DID that handle come from and what do you look like? Updated 8/10/99!
Some of my favorite links. Updated 4/6/02
Take a look at samples from My Design Portfolio Updated 10/17/99
Every site needs some naked chicks...(Rated "G")
Ever see a Striped Tabby?(Rated "R")

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