My Kindness to Afrika

Part of my mission on Earth is to spread my Glamor throughout the world. Here I produce an Emmy nominated TV show for NBC. The locals were very appreciative...

Hello All! Welcome to my African adventure! Bloody animals all over the place! I thought we sprayed for giraffes?! You DON'T want to know what I just stepped in... A tense moment on set -- or an ALBUM cover? Our studio backlot. The view from my desk. Those bottles are strictly medicinal. I try to be kind to ALL actors.....even Ashley. As the sun sets, COCKTAIL HOUR! Daddy loves his camera toys! Donovan and Inga keep me honest. (BTW, If Donovan was any hotter, he'd explo... It was SOOOOO early every day - but we still made it to work! Extras holding. Bring your own peanuts. To you, fire. To me, lies. LIES! DP Dave Aenmy uses the light of God! I lost my dog to an evil queen, so they gave me a Cat instead! Actors need A LOT of maintenance! Costas Gavriel, noted first assistant director and now, to my delight, director! Monkeys, monkeys everywhere! My little cabin on the African Veldt! The home audience has NO idea what we go through for their pleasure! "No, Costas, I said I wanted the bridge to go the OTHER way!!" The only actors worth the meat. Actors require a lot of light to make them look like they're human. All of this artifice to make it look "real"! Lurkers and wannabes hover behind me... Rosie our tea lady took good care of me! It looks SO real! I treat crew members to brunch; for many, it's their first time using forks! I ponder my next move in Africa...