 | | | 11 am Christmas Morning and my sister is STILL sober??? Let's fix that now! | |
| | | Albert Wiebe, Ex-Mennonite by Day, Hollywood Hooker By Night! | |
| | | Eric babysits the only men Janie really trusts... | |
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 | | | Ex-Models of America Unite! | |
| | | My Sweater Was A Gift from his mother, Alright?!! | |
| | | The Duke shows off his new shoes; Santa must HATE him! | |
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 | | | Shawn Roberts wonders how on Earth he became part of this family? | |
| | | "Now Jane, HERE is how you nab a rich husband..." | |
| | | Between these two, the Cheese Didn't Stand A Chance! | |
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 | | | Albert's not sure WHAT it is but he tries to look thrilled! | |
| | | The Duchess Hunts Chicken. The Chicken wears jeans. | |
| | | The Duke Wants MORE Champers! | |
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 | | | We Three Queens of Orient Are... | |
| | | Well, I Love Their Son, So I Gotta Put Up with the Fez. | |
| | | Why Yes, I COULD be Single! | |
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 | | | Matt Glaser WILL propose for Food. | |
| | | "I'm telling you Leslie, VOGUE needs mature models like us too!" | |
| | | "Take the damned picture you old bald idiot, I'm freezin' my Lamda award off!" | |
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 | | | Miguel makes "nice nice" with the Christmas bear...not the first time. | |
| | | Christmas Dinner brings ALL the animals to the table! | |
| | | The Duchess gives Eric his Christmas tongue-ing! | |
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 | | | The Duke and Duchess depart after another successful tour of the Colonies! | |
| | | So ERIC is the one who told Jed that orange is the new black!? | |
| | | How this nice couple ended up with our bunch of drunks I'll never know! | |
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 | | | "Now son, when you're around these homos you gotta keep your back to the wall!" | |
| | | Matt's not buying it. Nope. Not one bit! | |
| | | My annual Christmas Kiss From Diva Denise Carter! | |
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 | | | Oh my God, it's almost like a real grown up party!! | |
| | | "Say, what're you doing on New Year's Eve?" | |
| | | My boyfriend makes me wear the nose until January 2nd. | |
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 | | | Amelia Earhart called Jed; she wants her scarf back. | |
| | | Zsa Zsa, Eva and Magda look for the next Merv. | |
| | | Ze Vampire of Ze Millenium dines... | |
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 | | | All the best parties end up around Frank Sinatra's bar... | |
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