There's No Business Like It I Know!
 
For those of you who are just GREEN with envy over my exciting and brilliant existence, I lift the veil and allow you a peek behind the scenes of Show Business!!
 

   


The slate is used to annoy actors just before important emotional scenes.
I laugh at one of my brilliant quips - Chad Allen wisely joins in!
TV's Greg Evigan makes his case; I object!
Actor/dancer/world traveler Jason Chow adjusts my dance belt!
My Malaysian twin Kim Miles and I pose with the gorgeous Ms. Fairchild...
I pose for the media...they follow me everywhere!
Move you bastard Minions!! MOVE!
Even big stars like Joanna Going need my love - Nelson approves.
Can I look more MYSTERIOUS?
Second City's Joe Flaherty makes me laugh so hard my eyes shut!
I am, of course, a perfect role model for today's Youth.
The OC'S Adam Brody before fame caused him to shed his tank tops...
Now if can just convince him to leave his wife....
Daddy loves all his vampire boys and girls!
Sing A Long time with Lisa Loeb and Chris Isaak!
I do a lot of charity work with Unwed Fathers.
Lorenzo Lamas and Richard Cox suffer through hours of makeup for their art!
Luuuuke...I'm your Director!
Chris Plummer listens to my every word!!
Michael Moriarty and Nancy Sakovich keep me warm on PSI Factor...
The beautiful Shannon Tweed makes me feel like a real live Director!
My genius Cinematographer shows Tilly which way of the camera is "out".
Monica Keena and I strike poses for the paparrazi!
Emmy winner Leslie Jordan is the center of me and Nelson's world!
Deidre leans close enough to Marc to feel his biceps - and who can blame her?