My Latest "Shocking" Movie!
Once again I give unto the world a "noir"ish delight - the latest mystery of gay private eye Donald Strachey! (With Love to Ed Araquel!)

   

Chad Allen is Donald Strachey, here channelling Bogie.
Detective Bub Bailey admires Donald's rock hard bird.
Not from the movie, this is just Chad Allen cruising a seedy alleyway.
Donald Strachey will go to any "lengths" to get his man...
Nighttime at the college gym; I have dreams that start like this!
Yes, Chad knows how good he looks!
Mr. Allen prepares to thesp.
Oooo Donald...such a big gun...
Could this shot be any cooler???
Donald Strachey takes a hit for the team.
Chad thinks "God, it was never this hard working with Jane Seymour!"
Battle of the Pay Per View Divas!
Nelson Wong bumps up against Chad's short fuse...!
Kenny Kwon and Donald Strachey look to me for guidance...
Strachey fights for his life with what appears to be a killer Monk!
Nick and Nora redux...
The still shot which launched a thousand wet dreams...
Shawn Roberts running, leaping...is there no end to his talents?!
More of Shawn's talents...clench those abs, baby...
Shawn gets shot in the head; fortunately his least vulnerable spot.
Levi James - next time, I'll put him in a thong, I promise!
Michael Woods plays the evil Dr. Cornell - and the bird watches.
Can this woman be any more glamorous?
Morgan Fairchild hits one out of the park!
and the Emmy goes to....
Sebastian Spence and Nelson Wong tag team the mystery...
The makeup girl suffers for her art!
Genius DP Kim Miles guides "Tilly" toward Daddy's vision...
Pardon my smugness, but I think we made a good movie!!