Palm Springs Living! Even a life like mine, filled with glamor and thrills, still requires a little downtime. My fortress of solitude is in Palm Springs, California.

A view of the city of Palm Springs from my private jet! This visitors' center welcomes my fans; hundreds a day from all over the world! I welcome you to my desert home with a well deserved bloody mary! Ron Oden, Mayor of Palm Springs, tries to solicit my vote with a cheap grope! Christmas morning and the servants have laid out a beautiful tree! Tikis guard my desert home against bad vibes and Republicans! Contest Winners gather round for their Dinner With Ron Oliver. I graciously welcome all to my home. Christians and 12 steppers need not apply. German Cult Film Star Udo Kier takes a lesson in Celebrity from me! Drinks are always included with Breakfast at 801! Jimmy and Miguel on their best behavior because my mom is here! Strange...I could've sworn I put Actor Repellent in the pool... Mommie Dearest relaxes from a stressful day of shopping and sleeping. My glamorous sister clearly having the Time of her Life! The Duke and I prepare for a glamorous night of Jazz! Mother and I compete to see who can show the most cleavage. Jimmy and Miguel's Junk Shop, selling old people's crap one piece at a time! So many have asked for a picture of my houseboy Panton... Steven Wolfe pays no attention to Ginz' Dance of the Grass Skirt! My mother poses; she's the one on the right. Shopping is so much easier when you're DRINKING! My lovely sister and a glamorous spy, Agent E, do surveillance atop the Tram. Joe ponders his future: figure skating? Hand model? Palm Springs Housewife? My sister Fuss visits the Tram, looking for a husband! Joe lays the blame on me, an innocent victim in all of this! Matt Glaser is NOT amused by the tram. Actor Shawn Roberts wonders just what he has to do to get a role in my next film My sister Tracey (single-ahem) ponders the plant life of the desert. I used to have a beautiful dog named Jack Daniels, who lived in Palm Springs. But he was kidnapped by an evil queen, never to return. A toast to you for visiting! (Note: naughty bits airbrushed out, not missing) It's not unusual for the common villagers to try to tear my clothes off... I demonstrate latest dance for New Year's amusing neither Sister nor Duchess. Even new visitors to Palm Springs get naked at 801!