I Bless them with my Friendship
Naturally, just meeting me is enough to send anyone into orbits of excitement. Be they famous or pathetic nobodies, I treat them all with kindness!
   

My sister and the only man she really trusts.
Matt Rush, aka Greg Grove, wanted me to be his "stunt" member, but I said no...
Shawn Roberts thinks. Now that's what I call ACTING!
Bruce Villanch gets all his best jokes from ME!
I've tried to convince Boris to go to the gym, but he wants to stay scrawny...
Matt and The Duchess come to blows over the last Bagel.
Canadian comic Glenn Ottaway begs for fresh jokes from yours truly!
Noted thespian Nelson Wong borrows my body for the evening.
I teach Sudbury's own Tim Conlon the art of "cool".
4 % body fat = invitations to all of my parties!
Ex-mennonite Albert Wiebe came to visit. He's still here somewhere...
Eric says I'm the Perfect Boyfriend! Rich, Famous and Absent!
It took me hours to teach Nelson how to brood like this!
My sister Tracey applies lip gloss...in case of men!
Noted funny guys Gilbert Gottfried and Glenn Ottaway wait for my next funny line
"Happy" Joe Lucero ponders the gulf between love and happiness...
Versatile (ahem) Julian Concepcion dances to the beat of a different drummer...
Laurie Gelman nee Hibberd and I plan to take over world media!
MegaMogul Producer Steven Wolfe begs me for another movie!
Desperate social climbers wait for my blessing...
My old old old friend the Duchess of Milton tries to keep his eyes open!
My sister makes every event more glamorous!
To you, alcoholism. To us, a perfect way to spend Sunday afternoon!
I teach Sister Matt Glaser how to fend off those awful men!
I try to convince Todd Denholm to have JUST ONE MORE DRINK!
Noted furniturateur Miguel demonstrates the correct use of crotch fabric!
Morty the Clown of Death welcomes ALL the children!
I plan my next move -- perhaps that football player over there?
A flock of ex-patriate germans; worse than cockroaches!
Assaulted Fish: accountants by day, funny as hell by night!
TV Mogul Tommy Lynch and I prepare for World Domination!
The Duke and Duchess of Milton, still sickeningly in love!
Noted German Hack Rainer Matsutani, Cult Film Star Udo Kier get drunk with me!
Ged and Reuben celebrate my glamor!
My Writers - I don't utter a word without them!
Greg Grove's boyfriend sends me a Butt-o-gram!