non-ELF Limericks Here is my (very) small collection of limericks written for non-ELF exiles. There once was a poor 'bot named Oed, Who sought the fair Pony to wed. She said "Leave me be!" "My heart must be free" "And I don't want your Mom in my bed!" ~ Okasa There was a young neko, Ananna, Who fought Orga on the savanah. The defense that she found, Throwing peels on the ground, That she got from her trusty bananna. ~ Okasa Of course, it took great restraint to end Ananna's limerick so cleanly. The alternate dirty version is left as an exersize for the reader. The Limerick Discussion Page is a great resource for determining what fits the definition of a limerick. Return to Okasa's Main Page