It was back in the spring of 1999 when Beatlism was revealed to two unlikely “prophets” in the middle of the Mojave desert. The two self proclaimed prophets, Neal and Leonard were on a whirlwind tour of California and Nevada. Setting out from Portland Oregon, they had stormed through three states in blazing record time and reckless abandon. Perhaps it was the sleep deprivation, but somewhere in the middle of the barren wasteland between Las Vegas and Los Angeles on Route 15, the truth of the inner beatles was made manifest upon these two clueless Gen-X losers. Why these two dorks were chosen to be the vessel by which these truths were communicated upon humanity, still remains a mystery…
What comes to us as no mystery, however, is the fact that the Beatlist faith
has grown in leaps and bounds since its founding. Many have proclaim Beatlism
to be the coolest religion on the block. It is perhaps the biggest thing since
Jesus,
if not bigger.
Come get yours today!! Supplies are running low.
