Sun - May 22, 2005

Dear Pimp My Ride,



Just because I happen to mention that I like shooting pool, it doesn't mean I want a pool table in my fucking car.

Posted at 12:32 AM    

Fri - May 20, 2005

Why is Malcolm in the Middle part of Animation Domination?



(or King of the Hill, for that matter)

Posted at 09:11 AM    

Thu - May 19, 2005

Most useless iChat Emoticon:




Posted at 12:18 AM    

Wed - May 18, 2005

How much more does she have to do to herself before she starts looking ugly?




Posted at 07:13 PM    

Tue - May 17, 2005

Do people in the Middle East even read Newsweek?




Posted at 05:03 PM    

Tue - May 10, 2005

Hollywood Analogies, Vol. 1



ADAM MCKAY IS TO MIKE FLEISS

AS

CLARK KENT IS TO SUPERMAN


Posted at 10:18 PM    

Thu - May 5, 2005

Ineffective To Do List




Posted at 01:01 AM    

Wed - May 4, 2005

Hitler Moustaches: They Ruin Everything




Posted at 12:51 AM    

Mon - May 2, 2005

Spanish Words That Sound Too Much Like English Words


investigación
coincidencia
aeropuerto
presidente
burrito


Posted at 11:21 PM    

Sat - April 30, 2005

If you really wanted to kidnap her now, you could probably get away with it.




Posted at 02:16 PM    

Fri - April 29, 2005

I'll say this for the American Office...



At least it's better than the Sierra Mist rip-offs of those Burger King office ads.

Posted at 07:22 PM    

Thu - April 28, 2005

Has the cover story of Men's Health ever not been about how to get Six-Pack Abs?




Posted at 02:02 PM    

Wed - April 20, 2005

If the pope is allowed to choose his own name



why wouldn't he go with Pope Awesome?

Posted at 07:47 PM    

Mon - April 18, 2005

Jeff Gordon and Liev Schreiber



are the same person.

Posted at 03:32 PM    

If you're in an office building and you need to dial 911



do you have to dial 9 first?

Posted at 10:09 AM    

Wed - April 6, 2005

What would you do if you were allergic to tissues?




Posted at 10:40 AM    

Tue - April 5, 2005

It's weird that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter isn't hotter




Posted at 04:22 PM    

How come every flash game on comedy central's website is a ripoff of Frogger?




Posted at 04:20 PM    

Fri - April 1, 2005

This headline could just as well have been from 10 years ago...




Posted at 06:41 PM    

Tue - March 29, 2005

Who ever thought that he'd die before Terri Schiavo?




Posted at 05:20 PM    

Maybe Connor Oberst really is a prodigy...




If he's this bad now at such a young age, just imagine how terrible he'll be in 20 years.

Posted at 05:18 PM    

Sat - February 19, 2005

Pet Peeve:



How come every time I buy a seedless watermelon it still has white seeds in it?

Posted at 04:31 PM    

Tue - February 15, 2005

What if you broil them?




Posted at 09:17 AM    

Mon - February 14, 2005

The more weight she loses, the more she looks like a hippo




Posted at 12:40 PM    

Sat - February 12, 2005

Life in the fastlane



Today I watched two movies in which Debra Winger died of cancer.

Posted at 09:52 PM    



























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