LordPeter List Literary Contest

Harriet walks in the room. She walks to the table. She sees the table. She sits at the table. Harriet sits at the table.

Harriet looks at the people. She looks at a man dancing. She looks at a lady dancing. She looks at a man and a lady dancing.

Harriet looks at the tables. There are many people at the tables. There are men at the tables. There are women at the tables. There are men and women at the tables. The men watch the dancing. The ladies watch the dancing. The men and the ladies watch the dancing.

The ladies are wearing dresses. Some of the dresses are long. Some of the dresses are pretty. Some of the pretty dresses have feathers. Some of the pretty dresses are tight. Are the dresses new? Yes, the dresses are new. Some of the dresses look old, but they are new. The dresses with the feathers look old, but they are new. The dresses that are tight look old, but they are new.

The ladies do not always wear dresses that look old but are new. The ladies also wear dresses that are new and look new. The dresses that are new and look new do not have feathers. The dresses that are new and look new are not tight.

The new dresses that look old are part of a game. The ladies wear the dresses as a game. The ladies play the game. The men play the game. The ladies and the men play the game.

The ladies like to play the game. The men like to play the game. The ladies and the men like to play the game. The game is fun for ladies. The men play the game. The game is fun for men. The game is fun for men and ladies.

Harriet sees the ladies and the men play the game.

-- Rachel Levy

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