LordPeter List Literary Contest

As I sipped my gin at the Hotel Resplendant
As I sipped my gin at Resplendant one day
I met with a young man who was somewhat fish-faced
And sad in the mouth, who sold dances for pay.

I see by your outfit that you are a dancer
With your fine leather pumps and your shirtfront so white
If I give you money and listen intently
Will you be my partner for the rest of the night?

-- Lady Susan

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