LordPeter List Literary Contest

Go in the door of the hotel tonight
Out on the floor of the hotel tonight
Go in the door of the hotel tonight and on the floor of the hotel tonight
There's something not right in the hotel tonight
Oh, it's this darn spot

According to the travel brochure
The Resplendent's the place to go
You can dance with the gigolo du jour
While the jazz band puts on a show
But though it's Victorians everywhere
And you dress just like grandma taught
The next day, you'll be off to work like a shot
Away from this darn spot
This darn spot
This... darn... spot...

You all can play by the rules of the game You like to stay with the rules of the game
You all can play by the rules of the game and like to stay with the rules of the game
But you can't tame the rules of the game
In this darn spot
This... Darn... Spot!

-- the glass-blower's cat

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