LordPeter List Literary Contest

There was movement at the Resplendant for the word had passed around
That the dancer from old Russia had gone astray
He had joined the revolution and he had 300 pounds
So all the cops had gathered for the fray.

There was Umpletey and Ormond just a few to say the least
And Parker from far off London town.
And Wimsey of Dukes Denver came down to lend a hand
For his Harriet had almost been taken down.

-- Fiona Marsden

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