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NITE DAZE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS MUSICAL COMEDIAN
S. M. SELBY

"COMPLIANCE"
(Y2K Song)

Lyrics Copyright 1999 S.M. Selby
Music by Jerry Garcia "Uncle Johns Band"


Well the first day of the Y2K, will you bolt and lock your doors?
When the banks close and they lock their doors is your money really yours?

We heard naysayers cry through `89 -`99.
Oh oh what they want to know, is have you complied?

Well its an entrepreneur's choice, they're going to sell you everything.
From software to hardware to a brand new SUV.

So you can pack it up and escape to Idaho.
Oh oh what I want to know will enough of you go?

Tech world well I declare, yes I bought the hype.
I upgraded to 8.6, my Netscape runs at 4.5.

Come get Y2K compliant, or get left behind.
Come and spend your money here we guarantee you'll have no fear.

On the information highway, data is moving pretty fast.
But if your system's not complied, your going to lose it in a flash.

You will not get on line, like you did in `99.
Oh no where did your e-mail go and your chat line.

Come get Y2K compliant, or get left behind.
Come and spend your money now, you're going to lose it anyhow.

Come get Y2K compliant, or get left behind.
Come and spend your money here, they guarantee you'll have no fear.

Y2K Song 987K 2-5 minute download Quicktime


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