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What do you call naughty antelopes? |
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Bad gnus. |
What do witches like to put on their floors? |
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Magic carpeting. |
Which toilet bowl cleaner do most magicians use? |
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Vanish! |
What did the Mama Ghost say to the little ghosts before they drove off in their car? |
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Fasten your sheet belts. |
What teenage super heroes are very helpful when it snows? |
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The Plower Rangers. |
What part of a fish weighs the most? |
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The scales. |
What did the kindling say to the lumberjack? |
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You gave me a splitting headache. |
What noisy piggy is a great movie director? |
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Steven Squealberg |
What is a 5 letter word that if you take out the first, third, and last letter, it's still the same word? |
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"Empty". |
What is a 7 letter word that if you take out all of the letters, it is the same word? |
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"Postman" or "Nothing". |
What do astronauts get when they're far apart. |
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Spaced out. |
How do you stop a fish from smelling? |
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Cut off his nose. |
Why did the rooster cross the road? |
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Because he was tied to the chicken. |
Why do space men wear space suits? |
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To cover their space underwear |
What kind of ships do students study in school? |
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Scholarships. |
What kind of table has no |
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A multiplication table. |
What part of a clock is always old? |
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The second hand. |
What subject did the Witch pass in school? |
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Spelling. |
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? |
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Any dog-- a building can't jump! |
Why was the refrigerator afraid? |
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The milk went bad and turned rotten. |