What does a penguin have that nothing else has? |
Baby penguins. | |
What does a puppy say when it sits on sandpaper? |
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Ruff! |
What dog keeps the best time? |
A watch dog. | |
What fish is very musical? |
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A TUNA fish. |
What gets wetter the more it dries? |
A towel. | |
What goes up when the rain comes down? |
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Umbrellas. |
What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward? |
An Icicle. | |
What happens to ducks that fly upside down?. |
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They quack up. |
What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
A baseball team. | |
What has four legs but can't walk? |
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A table. |
What has four legs but only one foot? |
A bed. | |
What has teeth but doesn't bite? |
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A comb. |
What has the head of a cat, tail of a cat, but isn't a cat? |
A kitten. | |
What has tracks that arrive before it gets there? |
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A train. |
What insect makes the best baseball player? |
A spider...It's good at catching flies. | |
What is a volcano? |
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A mountain with hiccups. |
What is an old invention used for seeing through walls? |
The window. | |
What is black and white and has 16 wheels? |
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A zebra on roller skates. |
What is black and white and read all over? |
A newspaper. | |
What is black and white and red all over? |
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An embarrassed zebra. |
What is black and white on the toilet? |
A policeman on duty. | |
What is coming but will never arrive? |
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Tomorrow. |
What is dark but made out of light? |
A shadow. | |
What is Dracula's favorite soup? |
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Scream of Tomato. |
| What is gray, has large ears, and goes squeak? | An elephant wearing new shoes. | |
| What is the 1st thing you do when you jump in the water? | |
Get wet. |
| What is the best kind of fish to eat with peanut butter? | Jelly fish. | |
| What is the best month for a parade?. | |
March. |
| What is the wisest thing to keep in a first aid kit? | A roll of lifesavers. | |
| What is worse than a centipede with sore feet? | |
A giraffe with a sore throat. |
| What is worse than raining cats and dogs? | Hailing buses. | |
| What kind of beans never grow in a garden? | |
Jelly beans. |
| What kind of clothing lasts the longest? | Underwear - it's never worn out. | |
| What kind of flowers grow on your face? | |
Tulips (2 lips). |
| What kind of house weighs next to nothing? | A lighthouse. | |
| What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? | |
Boo-Boos. |
| What kind of pen doesn't write? | PIG pen. | |
| What kind of water cannot freeze? | |
Hot water. |
| What kind of wheel never touches the ground? | A steering wheel. | |
| What makes a skeleton sad? | |
When you take away its funny bone. |
| What never asks questions but must always be answered? | The telephone. | |
| What never cries no matter how hard it is paddled? | |
A canoe. |
| What room did Alice find that had no walls, no door, and no floor? | A mushroom. | |
| What runs but never walks? | |
Water. |
| What San Diego building has the most stories? | The public library. | |
| What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? | |
Time to get another clock. |
| What two things can you never have for breakfast? | Lunch and dinner. | |
| What two words have the most letters? | |
Post Office. |
| What's a caterpillar crossed with a parrot? | A walkie talkie. | |
| What's a snake's favorite school subject? | |
Hiss-tory. |