If your mom won't let you in the house with dirty feet, what should you do? |
Leave your shoes on. | |
There are 26 letters in the alphabet. Take 1 away & how many are left? |
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26--One is a number. |
Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet? |
It wasn't raining. | |
What animal can jump higher than a house? |
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Any animal. A house can't jump. |
What animal is always at a baseball game? |
A bat. | |
What can a car run on besides gas? |
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The road. |
What can blow on a balloon all day and never get tired? |
The wind. | |
What can pass through water without getting wet? |
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Sunlight. |
What did the banana say to the dog? |
Nothing. Bananas can't talk. | |
What did the hat say to the scarf? |
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You hang around while I go ahead. |
What did the ocean say to the shore? |
Nothing. It just waved. | |
What did the porcupine say to the cactus? |
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Is that you mama? |
What do cows do for fun? |
They go to the MOOOvies. | |
What do dogs and trees have in common? |
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Their bark. |
What do sardines call a submarine? |
A can of people. | |
What do you call a bull when it's sleeping? |
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A bulldozer. |
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? |
A sour-puss. | |
What do you call a crate full of ducks? |
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A box of quackers. |
What do you call a duck that gets all A's? |
A wise quacker. | |
What do you call a hot dog without a middle? |
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A Halloweenie. |
What do you call an ice cream truck man? |
A sundae driver. | |
What do you get from nervous cows? |
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Milk shakes. |
What do you get when 2 strawberries meet? |
A strawberry shake. | |
What do you say to a bully with cotton in his ears? |
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Anything you want--He can't hear you. |