| How are a mouse and an old door alike? |
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They both squeak. |
| How are false teeth like stars? |
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They come out at night. |
| How can you get in touch with a fish? |
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Drop him a line. |
| How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed? |
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You will be close to the ceiling. |
| How can you tell the BAKER is rich? |
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His hands are always in the dough. |
| How did the belt break the law? |
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They held up some trousers. |
| How did Vampires come over from Europe? |
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On Blood Vessels. |
| How do we know the ocean is friendly? |
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It waves. |
| How do you count cows? |
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With a COWculator. |
| How do you get a mouse to smile? |
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Say CHEESE. |
| How do you get a squirrel to like you? |
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Act like a nut. |
| How do you keep a dog off the road? |
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Put him in a barking lot. |
| How do you know that the cow jumped over the moon? |
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Because of the Milky Way. |
| How do you make a lemon drop? |
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Just let it fall. |
| How do you talk to a giant? |
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Use big words. |
| How does a baseball player hold a bat? |
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By its wings. |
| How does a dentist examine a crocodiles teeth? |
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Very carefully! |
| How does a musician brush his teeth? |
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With a tuba toothpaste. |
| How many months have 28 days? |
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All of them. |
| How many successful jumps must a sky diver make before he graduates? |
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All of them. |
| How should you treat a baby goat? |
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Like a kid. |
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