What do you get when 2 strawberries meet? |
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A strawberry shake. |
What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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A baseball team. |
What has four legs but can't walk? |
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A table. |
What kind of beans never grow in a garden? |
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Jelly beans. |
What kind of flowers grow on your face? |
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Tulips (2 lips). |
When are cooks mean? |
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When they beat the eggs and whip the cream. |
Which is faster---hot or cold? |
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Hot---You can catch a cold. |
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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He didn't have the guts. |
Why is a math book sad? |
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It has so many problems. |
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