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Tue, 28 Oct 2003
Astrology's take on pickup lines [/misc]
Subject matter has gotten a little too serious of late, so... go learn your pickup line according to astrological sign. Mine's (pisces) pretty lame, but at least it sounds honest: "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"
Some moronic ones include Aries', "I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?" and Aquarius', "You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming."
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