Cooked Rice



Tuesday, 4:16 p.m. EST - March 30, 2004 -

President George W. Bush has just announced that he will permit Condi Rice
to testify before the 9/11 Commission, in public and under oath.

Yes, the Bush administration finally responded.

Apparently, Karl Rove looked out the window and saw a gigantic public
relations disaster heading for the White House at 500 mph.

It was too late to scramble Air Force F-16s, Bush was busy reading a story
to some little kids, but Rove went ahead and gave the order:

"Send out Condi."

LOOK!

They're action oriented!

They're pre-emptive!

They're aggressive!

They're looking out for... um... we'll get back to you on that one...

Posted: Thu - April 1, 2004 at 09:02 AM      

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