Why We Shouldn’t Watch TV 1



So Hannity & Colmes. What the hell? By now, everyone knows that this show was originally called "Hannity & Liberal to be named at a later date." But did they have to be so OBVIOUS? Aside from the fact that Alan Colmes is the mushiest centrist to come down the pike in ages, just look at this guy. It’s not that he’s a little less attractive than Hannity. It’s not that he’s a tad less charismatic than the admittedly bland and dull Sean. No, folks – this mother is easily one of the most viciously ugly freaks to appear on TV since AMC’s last Rondo Hatton film festival.


Imagine how much money David Lynch could have saved on John Hurt's makeup if this show had been on twenty years ago (And this is the least frightening shot of the geek we could find). We here at the Museum of Stupidity are no matinee idols ourselves (Well, actually, we are, but bear with me for purposes of argument here), and we all value tolerance and decency and kindness towards the afflicted, but if someone this ugly happened into the Museum gift shop, bar or lap dance emporium, we’d have no choice but to beat him into a coma. Sorry, but sometimes biological imperative outweighs all other considerations.

All of which begs the question – WHO DO THEY THINK THEY’RE FOOLING??????

Posted: Fri - March 26, 2004 at 10:53 AM      

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